November 18, 2011
Posted by: Gina Gagliano
Categories: Books


There was was a band of orcs mean and vile

They beat you up, and then they smile.

There's not much more bad

That can be had

They're the meanest of the mean; they do it in style.

This is probably the pulpiest thing that we have ever published, and by that you know that it's a whole lot of fun.  Enjoy!

One Comment on “ Orcs Limericks ”

  • nothingbutlimericks | December 5th, 2011 11:39 am

    Was Bilbo a thief or a spy?
    The facts in the matter don’t lie,
    When he saw the Ring,
    He needed the thing,
    His hands in his pockets? Oh my!

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